
Magic The Gathering Results – September 15th, 2007
It was supposed to be a night of Magic the Gathering for the ages, as the challenge was put forth on the Empire Entertainment message board late last week that would pit the so called “Shake and Bake” team against James L. Seagraves and whoever was present at the store at the time. On top of that awesome match, there was supposed to be a clear cut winner of a round robin tournament that would challenge the current Empire Entertainment tag team champions (Tony Ames and Jason Foreman) in what would be their first ever tag team title defense match.
But things don’t always work out the way they’re supposed to. First of all, we saw a new group of competitors arrive at Empire last night, as two people from Clinton (Aaron and Jen) came in and entered the tag team tournament at the very last minute. They’re friend Nate (who has been at Empire before) came with them also, making an odd number of people showing up for Saturday night’s contest.
Since there was an odd number of players, James decided to sit the night out, as opposed to have a customer sit the night out…besides…there IS supposed to be work getting done at our store. Thus, Aaron and Jen entered the tournament together, Nate was paired with Giggles, then there was the “Shake and Bake” tag-team of Magic and Wolf-Man, and finally the current tag team champions – Jason Foreman and the one and only Tony Ames.
The first round of matches went off without a hitch, as Shake and Bake defeated Giggles and Nate, and the Tag Champs defeated the newcomers.
Then Giggles and Nate took on the Clinton Connection, and were defeated, while the tag team champs stomped the Shake N Bake tag-team.
It was about at this moment that two very interesting developments occurred: 1) Jake Eberhard showed up to play, and since there were an odd number of players leaving Seagraves out of the mix, James took Eberhard on as his new partner, and thus accepted the challenge of playing Shake and Bake. And 2) While the Seagraves / Eberhard vs. Shake and Bake was happening, Jason Foreman simply took off to parts unknown, leaving the other Tag team champion there with nobody to team with, thus ending the chance at having someone else face them for the tag-team championship.
The realquestion, however, is where exactly did Jason Foreman go? Why did he abandon his tag-team partner? There is a lot of talk around the town, and several conspiracy theories are being formed.
One such theory is that Foreman simply didn’t care about retaining the tag-team championship, and that he went to Morenci to go to a party on Saturday night. Seems like a likely scenario, but did he really just go to Morenci to go to a party, or did he have alternate plans in mind? Foreman was there on Friday night when Erik Mepham purchased not one, but TWO Platinum Angels from Empire Entertainment, including the one that had formerly been in Foreman’s elf deck. Was Foreman feeling loveloss at participating in the first tournament without his beloved angel? Perhaps. Did he plan on going to get her back on Saturday night? Perhaps. Where was the alleged party at? Morenci. Where does Mepham live? Morenci. Coincidence? Perhaps….perhaps not.
Another conspiracy theory floating around is that Foreman had inside information that he and Tony Ames were going to lose the belts on Saturday night, potentially to the team of Nate and Giggles. Did Foreman have this inside information, and where did he get such information? One thing’s for certain: if he did legitametly go to Morenci, was he going there to vandalize the house of the next would-be champion? It’s a proven fact that Nate is from Morenci, and if Foreman was heading that way…maybe he knew more than he let on, and decided to abandon the tournament in order to prevent Nate and Giggles from being crowned the new champs.
Yet one more theory is that Foreman and Tony Ames have had bad blood brewing for the past week because of all the media hype surrounding Foreman’s departure from Michigan to go into the Army. The local media has been pushing the issue of “what’s going to happen” when Foreman leaves? How will the GM handle the situation? There has been talk in the locker rooms that Ames is having a hard time dealing with the media, and that maybe he paid some kid in Morenci to actually throw a party, just to lure Foreman away from Empire Entertainment, and to take the media with him. This theory seems pretty justified, since everybody is going to be talking about Foreman for the next week, and leave Tony Ames alone, for at least a little while.
Controversial, for sure. So, what’s next for the Empire Entertainment tag-team championship, since Foreman is leaving for the military this week? Well there have been a few rumors circulating around the area: one theory is that the general manager will hold a special individual tournament, and give the winner of the tournament the vacated championship spot. Another theory is that the GM will allow Tony Ames to CHOOSE his championship partner. Yet another theory circulating around the area is that since the cowardly acts of Jason Foreman on Saturday night, that Tony Ames will simply be stripped of his tag-team belt, forced to choose a new partner, and then have to enter a new tag-team tournament to see who truly owns the tag-team championship.
Nobody knows for sure what’s going to happen to the Empire Entertainment Tag-Team Championship, not even the general manager! He has released a public statement saying that he will reveal his decision this Wednesday night’s Magic the Gathering game at Empire.


